Uh oh! I'm up to my old tricks.... I'm secretly all about morbid creepiness.
This is Kurt. He is a fox. WAS a fox.
I'm going to write a morbid children's book entitled "Flat-Jack and the Roadkill Band". They're going to be a bunch of road-kill animals who play in a bluegrass band.
And have adventures.
Adventures are key.
Morbid, creepy adventures.
EVERYONE WILL LOVE IT.
Cheers,
Red